Site that have the jokes you want
1. White House not big enough for in-laws 2. Engineering, computer science, & accounting preferred over politics 3. Not enough parking at the White House to park the 2 Honda Civics, the Toyota Celica, the 1985 diesel Mercedes-Benz, and the Chrysler Van 4. Can''t find decent chicken or beef adobo in D.C. 5.